Tuesday, February 15, 2011

seeking socialite or classy widow for friendship - 30 (ny)

I am a very lonely young man. I do not seek sex or anything untowards. What I'm looking for is someone who is well educated and can perhaps teach me some things I lack. I would prefer an older Jewish widow as we would have far more in common. I do not want your money or anything from you other than a friend to talk to and companionship. I work as a professional in financial services and would like to have someone to write, converse, and spend time with. I'm in Tampa a large portion of the time as that is where my work is located, but would love to move to an office in the area. As to what I bring to the table, witty banter, amusement, a constant date to anything, and I seek to learn as a young child does. I am also told that I am attractive, but that is something you as a person would have to judge. I thank you in advance for your replies.

as was stated i am not looking to bilk, or take anyones money or estate. i have no need to do so and live well enough already. i seek an older friend that could be a close friend and confidant to me.





Saturday, October 23, 2010

Do you loooove ~Whole Foods~ ?? - 29 (Downtown)

You're that Autumn hottie in your riding boots and braided sweater... Perusing the seafood counter thinking about spoiling yourself with farm raised mussels or amazingly pink tuna according to a childhood recipe that reminds you of New England or the shores of the Mediterranean..

I'm that debonair gentleman in my Varvatos boots and tailored vest musing over the sushi station... Deciding if I want unadulterated sashimi or a california roll with sweet cucumber.. Bringing back memories of traipsing along the neon lights in Tokyo...

We're there for the same thing.. To satisfy our hunger for the finer most delicious wholesome things in life..

Maybe you caught my eye once.. While waiting at the checkout with your "save the penguins" tote bag... Perhaps I heard your heels clicking while asking the chef if their prime rib is cooked medium rare...

Nevertheless I'm that Whole Foods type of guy.. at 5''10 and 165lbs, with rock star hair... with a great job working in creative and a killer smile and a spring in his step.. That enjoys dancing to body moving hip hop, dancehall and techno... a fine glass of Cabernet Sauvignon.. and the excitement of traveling three times a year to far away destinations... next up in Buenos Aires...

Maybe you're the Whole Foods type of girl who lives in a 4th floor walk-up in the East Village, that's overly educated with long legs and wild hair that works in PR Fashion or even a market manipulating hedge fund.. whom loves brunch with her girlfriends.. enjoys the guilty pleasure that is Jersey Shore... That's looking for a great reason to wear her 800 dollar shoes on a weeknight...

All in all.. You love Whole Foods and understands that eating together is an act of communion.... especially in New York City...

Get to know me.. Ill promise to get to know you.. Let's get together for an intoxicating cocktail at a dimly-lit lounge.. Then take my hand through the automatic doors of Whole Foods... let's pick some fine ingredients for a mouth watering meal... Frutti De Mar with linguine for starters and laugh a little too loud over red, red wine as the garlic is sizzles aromatically...

Let's make it happen... Put "whole foods" in the title... Send me a picture.. Tell me a secret.. Ask me a question....or just tell me about your day....

I look forward to it...

Warmly,

Jeff

Monday, February 15, 2010

rooms&shares: Kochinator moves Palin to England (London)

Sarah,

The Tea Party was against the British.

Have you completely lost it?

Anyone who listens to the BBC network knows they are loving this right now.

You are becoming some kind of colt leader Sarah.


Aaron Samuel Weissman Graziano

A.K.A

The Kochinator

I wanted you to call me Palin now just stay far away.

Mr. Mike Bloomberg for President in 2012!

New York at New York

rooms & shares: $1 Graziano offers free Belvue For Palin (NYC)

Sarah,

It's time for who to stand up and get in who's face?

What is going to happen when you get in Mr. Barrak Obamas face?

Give him a kiss?

Where has your balance in your brain gone?

Listen Sarah if you want you and I go out for a cup of Tea at Starbucks.

You are paying though,
and I like two packets of honey.

Aaron Samuel Weissman Graziano

A.K.A

The Kochinator



Manhattan at Manhattan

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Supportive Marriage - 39 (NYC)

I am single, white, foreign female and need URGENT support to pay my past due rent and bills (a few thousands). If you can help me I would like to be your life partner. So if you are looking for a wife and want to have baby, children, marriage etc. I can marry with you. (Read again first part, URGENT support for rent and bills then moving and marriage ASAP).

I would like to wait for love but have time problem, haven't any time to date and see.

Please reply with basic info about you (age, high, education, job, children, location) and a PICTURE.

I am 5'4", 125 lbs, Brown Eyes, Brown Hair.

This post is NOT offering any kind of NSA and/or casual intimate relationship so read carefully before to reply.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

rooms & shares

$900 DOM-HUSBAND/sub-wife Seek Roomate (Midtown)

Completely furnished room, nice clean space, great couple to share apartment. We just have a particular sexual lifestyle and need to find a roommate that is okay with this. She is a submissive slave and he is an extremely dominant master. Ideally we are seeking another male "master" type guy to live with us. Rent covers EVERYTHING. If this sounds like something you could really enjoy... please get back to us and we can discuss more.










Tuesday, September 29, 2009

lookin 4 something real,plz read u wont be dissapointed - 20 (brooklyn)

well to start off, my name is michael, but you can call me mike,i just want something real, im tired of the pain, and lonliness
ummm, well, i've been through alot of tough relationships and for some reason they all went wrong, either because the girl cheated or the girl never confronted me about other peoples lies, so, im simply looking for the right girl/woman between the ages of 18+
who i can treat right make happy and have something real with, who will love me for me and treat me right just like id do for her, there is alot to know
about me so u can hit me up on aim its legendarysinner7, and if u r really interested if u reply to this ill give u my number and we can talk. there is alot to learn about me, trust me, im not a lier, i am a pretty interesting guy if u give me a chance

also as said there is alot about me, even though I might not look it.. i break dance, i sing, i rap, i write poetry, all kinds, i write books of all genres, i am very intelligent and kind hearted, im just lookin 4 something real,i want that one woman who can show me that all women are not the same..if ur up for the task, ladies hit me up and lets talk