Saturday, October 23, 2010

Do you loooove ~Whole Foods~ ?? - 29 (Downtown)

You're that Autumn hottie in your riding boots and braided sweater... Perusing the seafood counter thinking about spoiling yourself with farm raised mussels or amazingly pink tuna according to a childhood recipe that reminds you of New England or the shores of the Mediterranean..

I'm that debonair gentleman in my Varvatos boots and tailored vest musing over the sushi station... Deciding if I want unadulterated sashimi or a california roll with sweet cucumber.. Bringing back memories of traipsing along the neon lights in Tokyo...

We're there for the same thing.. To satisfy our hunger for the finer most delicious wholesome things in life..

Maybe you caught my eye once.. While waiting at the checkout with your "save the penguins" tote bag... Perhaps I heard your heels clicking while asking the chef if their prime rib is cooked medium rare...

Nevertheless I'm that Whole Foods type of guy.. at 5''10 and 165lbs, with rock star hair... with a great job working in creative and a killer smile and a spring in his step.. That enjoys dancing to body moving hip hop, dancehall and techno... a fine glass of Cabernet Sauvignon.. and the excitement of traveling three times a year to far away destinations... next up in Buenos Aires...

Maybe you're the Whole Foods type of girl who lives in a 4th floor walk-up in the East Village, that's overly educated with long legs and wild hair that works in PR Fashion or even a market manipulating hedge fund.. whom loves brunch with her girlfriends.. enjoys the guilty pleasure that is Jersey Shore... That's looking for a great reason to wear her 800 dollar shoes on a weeknight...

All in all.. You love Whole Foods and understands that eating together is an act of communion.... especially in New York City...

Get to know me.. Ill promise to get to know you.. Let's get together for an intoxicating cocktail at a dimly-lit lounge.. Then take my hand through the automatic doors of Whole Foods... let's pick some fine ingredients for a mouth watering meal... Frutti De Mar with linguine for starters and laugh a little too loud over red, red wine as the garlic is sizzles aromatically...

Let's make it happen... Put "whole foods" in the title... Send me a picture.. Tell me a secret.. Ask me a question....or just tell me about your day....

I look forward to it...

Warmly,

Jeff

Monday, February 15, 2010

rooms&shares: Kochinator moves Palin to England (London)

Sarah,

The Tea Party was against the British.

Have you completely lost it?

Anyone who listens to the BBC network knows they are loving this right now.

You are becoming some kind of colt leader Sarah.


Aaron Samuel Weissman Graziano

A.K.A

The Kochinator

I wanted you to call me Palin now just stay far away.

Mr. Mike Bloomberg for President in 2012!

New York at New York

rooms & shares: $1 Graziano offers free Belvue For Palin (NYC)

Sarah,

It's time for who to stand up and get in who's face?

What is going to happen when you get in Mr. Barrak Obamas face?

Give him a kiss?

Where has your balance in your brain gone?

Listen Sarah if you want you and I go out for a cup of Tea at Starbucks.

You are paying though,
and I like two packets of honey.

Aaron Samuel Weissman Graziano

A.K.A

The Kochinator



Manhattan at Manhattan